I know how a raven is like a writing desk: Neither one of them subsidize your lack of office supplies.
I'm going to quickly list things that I shouldn't have to do for you. Trust me, it's better if I don't.
I should not have to find you a passage to read for your church service, change the text size so you can read it, and delete the source it came from so you can hand it out without that web address.
I should not provide you with staples, paper, tape, scissors, or any other office or school supply that you forgot to bring with you today (and no, the library does not have poster board you can use!).
I should not find you a book of extremely detailed instructions on how to start and operate your specialized (obscure) small business.
I should not have to tell you that you will not get a free X box for clicking on the link.
I should not have to tell you what your password is.
I should not have to tell you how to make a fire, or do anything else on Runescape.
I should not have to proofread your resume, college scholarship essay, homework, grant application or divorce forms (or type them up for you) and make sure the formatting is correct.
I should not have to design your business/event flyer.
I should not have to teach your child math or help him with his homework.
I should not have to tell you what tax forms you need.
I should not have to tell you what divorce forms you need.
There are several other things I am borderline on. These include: show you how to change the layout of your myspace profile. Show you how to upload photos to myspace. Show you how to download music. Show you how to buy something on Ebay. Show you how to sell something on Ebay. Show you how to use Craig's List. Show you how to apply for a job online. And many more.
The reason I am borderline on these is that I know you probably need them and there is no immediate harm in them, but it's the future needs that scare me. If you need an e-mail address to apply for the job, it's pretty certain they're going to expect you to know how to check it. If you are going to sell something on Ebay, are you going to need a paypal account? Then what happens if you can't access that again? Do you see a trend.
What I can do is get you resources to show you how to do these things. They will require learning and time on your part. But then you won't ever have to ask anyone again.